Autonomous Robot’s Fabulous Roast Chicken Recipe by Chauvinist Piglette
Autonomous Robot’s Fabulous Roast Chicken by Chef Chauvinist Piglette.
My lovely little Chauvinist Piglettelette, Autonomous Robot, a.k.a. Autumn, shares my love of cooking, so what follows is a list of spices for her to-die-for roast chicken.
IMPORTANT! You must turn the television set off and dine with your whole family and/or friends around the table, though we recommend throwing your TV in the garbage. Be sure to update each other on your lives, gossip, tell jokes and sit around the table together until well after dinner’s over, even if that means later bedtimes! Without laughter and love, no recipe is as delicious …
Now, as far as this list is concerned, use your judgement on how much you use, and it’s probably okay to eliminate those that you don’t care for or have on hand, then reserve whatever is unused for a later concoction. However, this combination as a whole rocks … as does Autonomous Robot. She mixes all the dry ingredients in a separate container, and sprinkles the first two wet ingredients directly on the chicken:
chicken – boneless, bone-in, whole, etc.
soy sauce
lemon juice
California garlic salt
taco seasoning
Italian seasoning
Lowry’s Seasoned Salt
smoked paprika
Montreal Chicken seasoning
celery salt
garlic powder
scant of red pepper
Preheat oven to 350, wet chicken with soy sauce and lemon juice, then sprinkle with seasonings. Bake boneless chicken for about 35 minutes, bone-in, about 45, whole chicken according to packaging. Eat while talking with your mouth full.
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